Seasons Greetings: Twas The Night Before Christmas Computer Parodies

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happyholidays.jpgFrom us to you, Seasons Greetings to everyone from Watching The Net.

It's time to get away from your Computer and Internet problems (Ho Ho Ho, hopefully Santa fixed you Computer today!) and enjoy these great Computer parodies of 'The Night Before Christmas'.

Happy Holidays From Watching The Net

'Twas the Night Before Christmas For Computer Owners
(WTN Comment – floppies!! what are floppies?):

' Twas the night before Christmas and all through the nets
Not a mousie was stirring, not even the pets.
The floppies were stacked by the modem with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The files were nestled all snug in a folder.
The screen saver turned on, the weather was colder…
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'Twas the Night Before Christmas (Computer Version 1)
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' T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the shop,
The computers were whirring; they never do stop.
The power was on and the temperature right,
In hopes that the input would feed back that night.
The system was ready, the program was coded,
And memory drums had been carefully loaded;
While adding a Christmasy glow to the scene,
The lights on the console, flashed red, white and green…
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'Twas the Night Before Christmas (Computer Version 2)
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' Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a peripheral was stirring, not even a mouse.
The modem was plugged to the phone line with care
In hopes that a download soon would be there
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'Twas the Night Before Christmas (Computer Style)

' Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a peripheral was stirring, not even the mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that new software soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of the Internet danced in their heads…
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'The Night Before Christmas: Microsoft Version

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
The computer was humming, the icons were hopping,
As Papa did last-minute Internet shopping…
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