Seasons Greetings to everyone from Watching The Net!
Once again, it's that time of the year and tis the season to get away from all those computer problems. So let's Ho-Ho Hope Santa has some quick computer fixes stuffed in your stocking and you can surf the Internet and bring holiday cheer to all.
So while your waiting for 'Old St Nick, here's some holidays songs to keep the cheer going…
Happy Holidays From Watching The Net!
'WEB ADDICTION HOLIDAY SING ALONG!
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"):
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy – although
My boss let me go –
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"…continue reading
''WEB ADDICTION HOLIDAY SING ALONG! (Version 2)
(Scroll down to second version)
Are you listenin'?
The puter screen,
Is a glistenin'.
With icons so bright,
They light up the night,
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!
Are the hall talks.
Here to stay,
Is the IN-BOX.
Flagged "urgent, please read!",
And "answer with speed!".
Welcome to the e-mail wonderland!…continue reading
''Twas the Night Before Christmas (Computer Style)
' Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
not a peripheral was stirring, not even the mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
in hopes that new software soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of the Internet danced in their heads…continue reading
(Sung to the great Elvis Presley's Blue Christmas)